PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic